Hmmmm

Sydney called me while I was driving home from Thomas' ball game this evening to tell me her throat hurt.
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"Take some Advil, " I said.
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"But it hurts to swallow."
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"What do you want me to do about it, then?" I asked.
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"Wave your freakin' Mom wand and make it feel better!"

I laughed hysterically. She didn't.

I don't think my "Mom Kit" came with a freakin' Mom wand. Go figure.